Complete with Adventures

medschoolmanic:

(via jessicalangeslefttit)

fearsless:

stop hating on taylor swift it affects the economy

(via xtswift)

cameoappearance:

pervocracy:

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

Solution: Don’t have knees.

(via sexaulity)

kawaiilluminatii:

warlocksmith:

that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

(via sexaulity)

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

(via batman-is-a-lesbian)

sapphic-ambitions:

THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING

(via wondergoddess-danvers)